A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don''t know either."
A Scientist And A Farmer
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A Scientist And A Farmer
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RE: A Scientist And A Farmer
Wait what? I don't get it.. can you like explain the joke for slow people like me? I'm sorry for killing the mood lol, but I'm not very good at understanding jokes you see :p
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RE: A Scientist And A Farmer
Hi Dom,
Well,Thanks for posting such a nice joke here.I want to present one good joke regarding farmer.
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"
Thanks
Well,Thanks for posting such a nice joke here.I want to present one good joke regarding farmer.
There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next night, the kids showed up and they saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons were missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!"
Thanks
RE: A Scientist And A Farmer
Kind of like the age-old pub one.
A guy's sitting in the pub. Wants the bathroom - badly needing a leak. He puts a sign on his glass.
"I spat in this drink"
When he returns, after relieving himself, he sees a note scrawled beneath:
"so did i".
A guy's sitting in the pub. Wants the bathroom - badly needing a leak. He puts a sign on his glass.
"I spat in this drink"
When he returns, after relieving himself, he sees a note scrawled beneath:
"so did i".
Working Class And F***ing Proud!
A, B, C, D - Eviscerate the bourgeoisie.
Freedom Or Death. One solution:
R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N!
All Power To The People!
A, B, C, D - Eviscerate the bourgeoisie.
Freedom Or Death. One solution:
R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-O-N!
All Power To The People!