MOUSE

[piersonramsey]

Hi everyone,

A mouse goes into a music shop and asks to see some sheet music .
the assistant says ,that's odd I have been here for over 20 years and never served a mouse in all that time ,
but today you are the second mouse I have served ,a lady mouse came in this morning asking for a mouth organ .
Are said the mouse that would have been ARE MONICA.

[adraineva]

Hi Everyone,

Here is one from me.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?
Cross mouse cards!

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?
Getting it to fit over a bucket!

Hickory hickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
But the rest got away with minor injuries

What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?
Sir!

What do mice do when they're at home?
Mousework!

What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Three blind mice!

What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A hamster!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?
A thin mouse!

Is there a mouse in the house?
No, but there's a moose on the loose!

[mikewilkinson]

Hello Everyone,

Here is a short one about mouse.

One lab mouse to another:
I've trained that crazy human at last.
How have you done that?
I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.